Thanks for growing nicely and for being even nicer that I did not have to condition you everyday.
I hope you're feeling better with my 3-week long streak of not wearing pants!
Dear Gluteus Maximus,
Sorry if you've been sore all the time, I just really want to tone you up so you get stronger.
You look funny. Hahaha! But seriously, you've been literally catching all the excess fat I've been shoving in my mouth and for that I'm sorry. I promise you, I'll be better.
Thanks for being so patient.
Thank you for not exploding. But please, stop sending signals that I am craving something! Haha.
Why do you have bags and why do you seem to have a shadow under you? 8 hours not enough? :(
Dear Right Hand,
Don't worry, someone will be holding you in less than 24 hours!
You're welcome. No, I don't like drinking anymore and like I promised, I will never abuse you anymore. If I ever do, sue me.
You both have been very spoiled lately! ;)
We'll be eating sandwiches from Portos today! :)
Things will be better.
Alright now I'm done, don't forget to link up HERE and have a great weekend :)
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